The Joker:

3/18/19 Today, just after 1 P.M. on 19th Street and Cumberland Avenue, Mr. Matthew Brock of Middleboro sprang The Bear Trap. Apparently, Mr. Brock somehow crossed paths with Sgt. Barry Cowan (The Big Bear) and as you all know, The Big Bear is as thorough as a 7th grade English teacher (Every Jot and Tittle Checked) so basically when all was said and done, it was discovered that Mr. Brock is a wanted Fugitive from Claiborne County. How’s that for telling the whole story in one sentence?

Naturally, Mr. Brock was given a free ride down to the Bell County Fugitive Lay Over where he awaits extradition. No Bond is listed.

Be Careful Folks, the Bear Trap may have your name on it.

Go Team Middlesboro!!!

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