The Joker:

5/18/19 about 2 P.M. Officer Michael Bradley (Bruce Lee) backed up by Officer Robin Venable (Rockin Robin) stop a young woman out at the Taco Bell on 25 E. because they suspect her of some sort of theft.

Well the young lady had no identification but she readily handed over a social security number that fingered someone else. Image that. It’s almost like I don’t want to go on with the rest of the story because all of you readers in Bell County and the surrounding areas already know how these events end. Yeah, drugs, bench warrants etc. Just more and more criminals on the streets doing the same things over and over.

Anyhow, naturally, the young lady had some meth, gave officers false information, tried to steal the identity of another and had 3 bench warrants where one was drug related and one was a parole violation. It’s comical isn’t it? “Parole violation”? How the hell do they get parole to start with?

The young woman we are discussing is no other than 32 year old Louise Cox (Alias “Nae Nae”) of Middlesboro and sometimes other places. Her past charges in Bell County include but are not limited to:

Bench Warrant X21
Shoplifting X4
Possession of Meth X2
Drug Paraphernalia X3
Suspended Licence X3
Criminal Trespassing X1
DUI X3
Bench Warrant For Other Agency X5
Giving Officer False Name X1
Fleeing and or Evading Police (On Foot) X1
Possesion of Marijuana X4
Illegal Possession of Legend Drug X1
Possession of Controlled Substance X2
Complaint Warrant X1
Theft Of Identy X1
Receiving Stolen Property X1

Not bad huh? What can I say except “Jeez Louise”!!! Louise is resting down at her Pineville Time Share with no bonds listed except a 188.00 “Pay or stay” on the drug warrant. I’m sure no one has to tell her what’s on the menu.

So Thank You Officers Bradley and Venable for getting Louise some time off from her regular job. Sources do tell me that Rockin Robin ordered a Chalupa Box before escorting Louise down to Pineville. He’s already learned about the heart burn those Pilot hot dogs cause.

Go Team Middlesboro!!!

P.S. None of the criminals are even thinking about giving the above two a problem after what happened to the Chinese Guy.

For What Happened To The Chinese Guy Click Here…

Disclaimer:
“The following article is based on open and public records from the Middlesboro Police Department as well as The Bell County Detention Center Website and is written in the style of satire as an opinion piece not associated or based on the opinions of The Polygraph News, Incorporated—it’s founders, owners or staff.”