The Joker:

This won’t take long. Basically on 7/27/2019 just before 4 A.M. in the morning, The Night Stalker and The Big Quillie are responding to a call of a fire over on Ironwood Road. The officers can’t find the fire but they do find an abandoned home with a few inside chilling. One of them, Mr. Luther Tigue (Long Time Luther) jumps out the back window and takes off into the night through the brush and over the creek because he’s got a couple warrants on him. I know, I know, at this point you’re shaking your head. No one can run through the darkness from The Night STalker. Luther can’t see in the dark. The Night Stalker can. The chase don’t last long. The cuffs are on faster than the internet can go out in Middlesboro.

Luther got another ride down to Pineville where he’s still hanging charged with 2 bench warrants, a fleeing and evading (on foot charge) and a criminal trespass deal. In total he’s looking at 688.50.00 in “cash’ and “Pay or stay” as well as no bonds listed. I doubt they’ll keep him long.

For Long Time Luther’s past history Click Here.

Thanks to The Night Stalker and The Big Quillie for your service.

Go Team Middlesboro!!!

P.S. No mention of the others chilling in the abandoned building.

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