The Joker:

“The Snakes Crawl At Night, That’s What They Say”, is an old song by country music star Charlie Pride. Some of you may have never heard the song, but you know the phrase that seems to suit The Boro so well. I’ve had several women tell me that they won’t shop after dark anymore unless they are accompanied by their husbands. The criminal element that has taken over Eastern Kentucky has infected even the good. Mothers and Fathers and Grandparents that defend and deny their children’s drug use and the Preachers that say “Don’t Judge” because they know that half of the congregation is somehow involved in the drug trade. It’s like a plague that is killing the people and none know what to do.

The Criminal Element (Drug Dealers And Thieves) operate with impunity once darkness comes to the City. They know that the Justice system is a failure at best. The Police are overrun and can’t keep up. The politicians ignore the problems. The people are either involved or turn a blind eye to their activities. These sociopaths fear nothing or nobody except one…The Night Stalker.

3/6/19 1:20 A.M. The Stalker makes a traffic stop on a black 2002 Chevrolet on Longwood Rd. Once the Stalker sees the Passenger, he knows that there are active warrants. The Stalker goes to the other side of the car and the passenger opens the door with a digital scale hanging out of his right pocket (SMH). The passenger was arrested on the warrants and searched whereas he had a hundred cash on him, and a roll of toilet paper in his crotch (I have no idea why) that contained 24 grams of meth and a couple pills. Aww, don’t you feel sorry for him?

Mr. Johnathan Widener was taken down to the Pineville bed and breakfast for criminals and charged with:

5 Bench Warrants Totaling 2675.00 in “Cash” Bonds
Drug Paraphernalia, No Bond
Possession of Controlled Substance, No Bond
Trafficking in Controlled Substance 1st Degree/1st Offense (Methamphetamine), 2500.00 “Cash” Bond

Mr. Widener is still residing at the Bed and Breakfast at the time of this writing. I hope they make him comfortable. We wouldn’t want anyone that had enough meth on them to kill off your High School football team to suffer now would we?

Oh yes, I almost forgot. This isn’t Mr. Widner’s first time at the Bed and Breakfast before hitting the big time like he just did. His past charges include but are not limited to:

Receiving Stolen Property X3
Cold Checks X1
Shoplifting X2
Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument 1st Degree X2
Public Intoxication X1
Fleeing or Evading Police 2nd Degree On Foot X1
Disorderly Conduct X1
Criminal Trespassing X1
Bench Warrant X4
Possession of Meth X1

The Big Quillie was serving as back up on the above arrest. I’m sure that if Mr. Widener had any thought of resisting The Night Stalker it certainly ended when he spotted The Big Quillie there also.

3/8/19 just after 11 P.M. The Stalker makes a stop at the B.P. and 38th street on a Blue 2006 Kia Van. To make a long story short, the driver gave permission to search and a digital scale, some distribution baggies and 7 grams of meth showed up. Bingo!!!

31 year old, Ms. Candace Simpson of Middlesboro was escorted down to the Pineville Jail Check In and charged with:

Drug Paraphernalia, No Bond
Trafficking in Controlled Substance 1st Degree/1st Offense (Methamphetamine), No Bond.

Of course I’ll add more to the story. Yes it’s not her first time in the Friendly Confines of the jail either. Her past charges include but are not limited to:

Bench Warrant X8
Trafficking In Meth X1
Drug Paraphernalia X2
Illegal Possession of Legend Drug X1
Possession of Meth X1
Promoting Contraband X1
Bribery of a Public Servant X1

Pretty Girl. We’ll see how she fares after a couple more years of spreading the death dust around.

Well this is the part where as usual, we must give credit to the Officers, The Night Stalker and The Big Quillie for getting all that death dust and the two dealers off the streets for awhile. If what’s left of the sane public didn’t have the MPD protecting them, the women couldn’t shop in the day time either. The insane public, the enablers of the druggies and drug dealers and thieves and sociopaths can’t be helped. They are pawns, merely the blind that for some reason believe they hold the high moral ground.

Go Team Middlesboro!!!

P.S. After this is published we’ll get to hear the: “Oh I can’t believe he/she did that”. As well as, “He/She is such a nice person”. I guess it don’t matter how many times they’ve been arrested for the same thing huh? I call the enablers, “The Manson Family”.

P.S.S. The Smart Criminals (The ones that don’t get caught) just love The Criminal Whisperer. He is telling them who just got busted and is about to sing like a canary to keep their dumb asses out of jail. The Dumb criminals (The Ones that spend more time in jail than in the shower) hate me cause I just told all their suppliers, drug associates, drug sales friends, drug and merchandise thieves, enablers, or anyone else that practices the black arts that they are now warming up their voice and it ain’t to sing “Amazing Grace” either.

Charley Pride’s “The Snakes Crawl At Night” Click Here

“The following article is based on open and public records from the Middlesboro Police Department as well as The Bell County Detention Center Website and is written in the style of satire as an opinion piece not associated or based on the opinions of The Polygraph News, Incorporated—it’s founders, owners or staff.”