The Joker:

10/4/2019, about 12:30 A.M. , Officer D. Torstrick (Too Strict) responds to a call over on Winchester Avenue. Apparently Mr. Danny Lenz II cut Mr. Shane Collins on the left forearm and left hand with a knife and cut Mr. Harold Hatcher Jr. on the left arm. He (Mr. Lenz) proceeded to “push down” Ms. Melissa Rains “causing minor injury” to both her legs. It seems Mr. Lenz was pissed off for some reason.

The stand off between Mr. Lenz and Officer “Too Strict” did not last long. Officer Too Strict was backed up by Officer Jeremiah Johnson (J.J.) and Officer Kenny Vanover (The Big K.). Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Mr. Lenz was taken into custody without incident.

Mr. Lenz was taken down to the Pineville Home for those that get really pissed off and stab folks. He was charged with:

Assault 2nd Degree
Assault 4th Degree (Minor Injury)
Fugitive From Another State

Mr. Lenz’s past charges include but are not limited to:

Assault 4th Degree (Domestic Violence) X1
Disorderly Conduct X1
Bench Warrant For Other Agency X1
Bench Warrant X1

Mr. Lenz is staying at the Fergalicious Hotel under a 20K “Cash” Bond. Breakfast included.

Oh Well, that didn’t take long huh?

Officer Too Strict, J.J., and The Big K. got a stabber off the street. Good job boys.

Go Team Middlesboro!!!

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