The Joker:

Michael Bradley is a patrolman in the Boro
He’s got the moves like the Green Hornet’s Kato
McDonald’s got all the action on film
Bobbie Sue is goin to jail again…

New Years Day 2019 about 9 P.M. Officer Michael Bradley (Bruce Lee) arrests Ms. Bobbie Sue Templeton out at the McDonald’s on 25 E. and charges her with:

5 Bench Warrants. 1 Warrant had a “Cash” bond of 750 dollars, another had a “Cash” bond (failure to pay restitution) of 85 dollars. Another had a “Pay or Stay” for 186 dollars, as well as one had a “Pay or stay” for 173 dollars. One had no bond listed. She was released shortly after 3 P.M. on 1/4/19. Bobbie Sue paid the bond and run.

Well here’s the story about the Boro and Bobbie Sue
A woman and a place, with nothing better to do
Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the Tube
Here’s what happened when Bobbie Sue Cut loose:

Criminal Trespass 3rd Degree X2
Shoplifting X2
Burglary X1
Bench Warrant For Other Agency X3
Possession of Meth X1
Fraudulent use of ID Card for Benefits X1
Criminal Possession of forged Instrument 2nd Degree X1
Pubic Intoxication excludes Alcohol X1
Disorderly Conduct X1
DUI X1
Possession of Controlled Substance X1
Bench Warrant For Court X16

A Total of 18 Times booked into the Bell County Detention Center going back to 2004.

Bobbie Sue took the money and Run…

Did I mention that one of those Warrants was from Knox County Ky.? Oh yes, we really can’t know the whole story of Bobbie Sue’s escapades. What we do know is:

Bobby Sue oh oh she’s slipped away
The MPD will catch up on another day
They ain’t gonna let her escape Justice
Bobbie Sue took the money and run

Thank You Bruce Lee Bradley for Bringing in Bobbie Sue Again. It’s sad that she is such a drain on the tax payers and the justice system, but I guess this is what we call “freedom” and “due process”. Our boys in blue spend way too much time bringing in repeat offenders with Bench warrants. Public safety is compromised by those that continue to “Take The Taxpayer’s Money And Run”.

Go Team Middlesboro !!!

Steve Miller Band: “Take The Money And Run” Click Here

The Green Hornet And Kato Fight Scene Click Here

Kato Fight Scene Click Here

Disclaimer:
“The following article is based on open and public records from the Middlesboro Police Department as well as The Bell County Detention Center Website and is written in the style of satire as an opinion piece not associated or based on the opinions of The Polygraph News, Incorporated—it’s founders, owners or staff.”